WOW!

Hey, I can stick my foot in my mouth!


You know what I want? I'll tell you; I want... A parachute! You know what I would do with a parachute? You could probably figure it out, but I'll tell you anyway; I would get on a motorcycle and commute to the far reaches of Tibet, only to find that it's become completely colonized by France (because that's how long it took me to get there)! At first glance, I am quite distraught, as I have been planning this trip since acquired myself a parachute, but the more I think about it, the more I think that this is just a wonderful opportunity to sharpen up on my French, while still learning Tibetan! God, I'm so resourceful.My favorite part of being trilingual will be my ability to write books in equal parts French, English, and Tibetan. In doing this, it will be tough to win the book critics over, as most of them don't speak those three languages. But it's okay, Chelsea, because we don't care about those damn critics anyway! As a matter of fact, they're only making out trilingual books more popular since unpopularity is so popular now! Wow, I can hardly wait! ... And to think, we didn't even need that parachute!