Someone who has the biggest dog I've ever seen

Really, this dog is huge. It's as big as me on all fours.
But I want to talk about the "Someone". For starters, her name is Katherine and her seventeeth birthday is in late April. I think it's April 24th, but I'm not sure. Either way, that makes her a taurus. She's very much your typical taurus, in every possible way, which can really drive me crazy sometimes. This is especially true in the sense that she has random bursts of anger that seem completely out of context. Not like your average teenager has anger explosions either, her's will last for weeks at a time.

I'm not sure why I'm talking about this. She wouldn't much appreciate it (as she is picky about where her name is), and I haven't talked to her in a while anyway. I would apologize, but fortunately, she wouldn't know if I didn't, so I won't.

Instead, I'll squeeze out the second list. A list of lists I found online (I like me some non-sequitors):
Popes
All countries in the world
Prime ministers of France (1815-present)
Most challenged books of the 1990's
Good words